So since I have officially resigned myself to the fact that I have no resemblance of a social life, I caught myself watching TV again this weekend and what pray tell comes across the screen? THIS!!!!
That’s right folks, if you know me you know my love of soda. If you don’t know me, I love soda. I have such a love for it in fact that I rarely drink water or any other beverages. So much so that it concerns my friends and family. You’d think that I would have to have a lottery draw for who I choose to be my dentist too, but I’ve even been yelled (and I’m talking at an embarrassing decibel in front of other patients) at by a dentist once about my soda consumption. Other dentists have continually gotten on my butt about it too, not quite as bad as that one but, yeah. So I bet you’re thinking “oh boy, I know what I’m going to get the little heart problem girl for Christmas!” Well forget it! Recently, to shut everyone up and to lose a few pounds I’ve embarked on a severe soda reduction/elimination type of diet. AND THEN THEY GO AND MAKE THIS. “Turn ordinary tap water into FRESH SODA!!!! Each bottle of mix is equal to 36 cans of liquid rainbows!!!”
That’s right folks, if you know me you know my love of soda. If you don’t know me, I love soda. I have such a love for it in fact that I rarely drink water or any other beverages. So much so that it concerns my friends and family. You’d think that I would have to have a lottery draw for who I choose to be my dentist too, but I’ve even been yelled (and I’m talking at an embarrassing decibel in front of other patients) at by a dentist once about my soda consumption. Other dentists have continually gotten on my butt about it too, not quite as bad as that one but, yeah. So I bet you’re thinking “oh boy, I know what I’m going to get the little heart problem girl for Christmas!” Well forget it! Recently, to shut everyone up and to lose a few pounds I’ve embarked on a severe soda reduction/elimination type of diet. AND THEN THEY GO AND MAKE THIS. “Turn ordinary tap water into FRESH SODA!!!! Each bottle of mix is equal to 36 cans of liquid rainbows!!!”
I give this product the double bird squat, that’s right, the double bird squat!!!!
I need one of those machines, stat!
ReplyDeleteI think they were only about $30.00!
Deleteyour art inspires and amazes me.....what a bold representation of feelings from a beatiful person!
ReplyDeleteWell thank you Mr. or Ms. smartass. :) You should see me do the double bird squat in person!!
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