FINALLY, A Hearing Aid For OUR Generation!

Has your hearing diminished because of too many Pantera, Slayer or Danzig concerts??  Do YOU want to know what those skinny b*tches at the pool are talking about??  When you see your best friend and your wife in the corner at a party and you suspect they're talking nasty to each other through clenched  teeth, do YOU want to be the first to know so you can kick some a$$?!?!  Then you need the hearing aid for OUR generation, the Loud and Clear!!!

****Update 2/20/13*****I check the links and stuff to my blog frequently to be sure that I'm not misinforming the public.  See?  See how I look out for you guys!  Anyway, the "As Seen on TV" company got rid of the Loud and Clear, but they now have this.