BATH SALTS?!?!?!
Ok, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait just one damn minute!! They're now attributing this whole Zombie Apocalypse to eating BATH SALTS?!?!? What in the hell?!?!?! I mean I suppose I could come up with something witty and funny to say about it but is it really necessary? WHO was even the first one to think to themselves, "man, these other hallucinogenic drugs are really weak. I wish I could find something that would make me piss myself and forget who I was for hours on end??" I mean, jeez, don't people read warning labels anymore?!?! Oh wait, this happened in Louisiana? Never mind..........here ya go, click THIS.
*****Aftermention: On 12/7/12 I logged in to discover ALL of my pictures on my blog were GONE. And like a dumbass, I had not done a blog backup. I spent the afternoon cursing and frantically reloading all of the pictures but could not find this drawing that should be on this post. I will continue to search (because I thought it was funny as hell) and put it in if I can ever find it again. Otherwise I'll have to re-draw it and wing it. And yes, my blog is now backed up. Sonofabitch.*************
***Update 2/20/13****I finally got off my lazy ass and located the picture so here it is again!
This looks like a cracked out Holly Hobby. :-)
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DeleteI think they're snorting the bath salts, or free-basing or something. I don't know. Alls I know is I almost crapped myself when I had to walk by the Bath & Body Works, because I felt like I was waving meat (my face) in front of a coven (or den or gaggle?) of zombies. *shudder*
ReplyDeleteFor real, if this new drug craze catches on we're all f@cked. If I start seeing a shortage of them in the grocery store, etc., I'm hopping in the car and heading to some po-dunk craptacular state that has actual basements I can lock myself into. Or wait, I may have to head to L.A. where rich celebs have 'safe rooms'. I suppose being on higher ground would be better, though......This is really going to take some planning and thought. You in?
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