SHC - Fun AND Fascinating

Just so you know I’m pretty sure I’m going to die one of two ways.  Either A) I will be killed in my sleep by someone wielding an axe.  Not because I saw some poignantly disturbing movie about an axe murderer as a child or anything but because I just know it.  The other way I will most likely die is B) spontaneous human combustion.  I believe in this phenomenon. I really and truly do.  I believe in it because, well just because.  I get what I like to call ‘hot spots’ randomly throughout my body at times – like suddenly the top of my foot will get blazingly hot and I’ll look down and expect that it’s engulfed in flames but it never is.  YET. 

I saw this show about SHC once and this dude’s arm started smoking/smoldering and he and his wife “patted out” the internal blaze before he completely went up in flames and was reduced to a pile of ashes. 

OHMYGODTELLMEYOUDON'TLOVETHISPICTURE!!!  I mean, the walker, the fact that his slipper didn't get incinerated........it's.........MAGIC

I personally have my stop drop and roll plan all thought out. I’ve warned all of my friends that this could occur at any time. Luckily most everyone has a camera/video recording device on their phone now so if it does happen it’ll be caught on film so that the world can recognize it as a probable way to die. Not a theoretical one which is the main consensus now. Non believing bastards.

ANOHMYGODCHECKTHISONEOUT!!!!  I mean I can't believe her stockings are still in tact.