Fun With Catalogs OR God, Seriously Though, I Totally Love My Job

So, at work we get various catalogs in the mail and because I kick a$$ am a slacker love to entertain myself and have a bit of spare time to flip through them, I've been able to find quite the amusing item or two for sale. Generally if I find something hilarious I will walk around the office, showing off the gems I find and cracking up about them with co-workers. Also, because I have a kick a$$ scanner thingy I can send pictures of said gems to old co-workers and various friends and crack up with them as well. So as I'm scanning and emailing various pictures of awesomeness to people today I realize that, duh, I should share with you guys!

Exhibit A: What says "I'm a stupid American" more than your very OWN sports team toaster?? Nothing!!!! Well almost nothing. . . . . .

Exhibit B: Ok. Ok. *pinching the bridge of my nose between my fingers and clamping my eyes shut* Because this is so effing funny, I can't hate these gloves, I just can't.  Not only that, spirit fingers is a reference to one of the funniest parts ever on one of my favorite movies.  Thank you for that, Sparky Polastry.

Exhibit C (Is anyone feeling like you're trapped in the movie PeeWee's Big Adventure, yet?): Ladies, I know what you want to get YO' MAN for Christmas!  That's right guuuuuurl, check THESE out!

AND that's right, you see that?!  When your man wants to get his THUG on instead of his "derelict/homeless/poor man" on, they've got TWO versions!

Now for the costume portion of our competition. In addition to the miscellaneous wares types of catalogs, we also get this very interesting costume catalog that I commandeered and have since fallen in love with.  I just wish they would add new stuff on the regular.

Who doesn't love a good Monty Python movie?  I certainly do, and on top of that, I am LOVING that this guy decided to take his still photo opportunity to a whole new level and go balls out with his silly character.

Now when the following three photos graced my line of vision I almost peed myself laughing.  What I wouldn't GIVE to see someone show up in a 'People of Walmart' picture in one of these:

AND THE COUP DE GRACE:

HELLZ yeah.

**Aftermention***I've tried and tried to cinch up the spacing on this damn post and it absolutely WILL NOT LET ME EFFING FIX IT, so sorry for the weird and vast spacing, etc.