This Started Out As A Post About Game Shows And Quickly Made A Left Turn

So I made this comment:

"And can we talk about the F*CKING A$$ MONKEY, Drew Carey, bending The Price Is Right over and f*cking it in the a$$ with no lube???  He's such a f*cking a$$hole and he has TOTALLY RUINED the legacy that WAS The Price Is Right.  God I miss Bob............

xoxo"

In response to an entry on another blogger's blog.  As you can see, she wrote something that struck a nerve with me.  I really can't write unless something does strike a nerve, good or bad, sadly.  As in real life, my thought process as well as my social filter is a swinging pendulum of craziness.  A very special kind of crazy that either endears me to people or makes them rear back in horror.  I honestly think some people remain friends with me to either A) watch the train wreck unfold or B) because they fear me on some level.  I'm harmless, really.  Well I mean. . . . . no, no, really, I am.  

So it should be dully noted that I gravitate towards older men (see Urban Dictionary; Daddy Issues).  Like here are some examples of celebrity men that totally do it for me: 

He's scary sexy.  I'd be afraid and turned on in bed, all at once.  God. So hot.

Romantic yet slapstick funny.  Good times to be had with him, yes.

And if you didn't notice, yes, that was almost the entire cast of Ghostbuster's, except for Ernie Hudson because I'm not typically attracted to the dark meat.  Well OK, except for:

There's always an exception to the rule, people.  Trust me.  I'm pretty white for a white girl and if there's an exception for me, then there's one for you too.  And quite obviously, I love the funny.  I'll kick a hot guy out of bed for an amazing personality and someone who cracks me up any day.  ANYWAYZ, what were we talking about?????

Oh yeah!!!!

Bob.  The coolest Native American to ever walk the earth.  OK, he may not be Native American. I heard that once, well my mom told me that once, but in either case he is awesome and Drew Carey blows big balls and is wrecking The Price Is Right and he's a big douche of mass proportions.  I mean OHMYGOD, really??  

Frigging douche.