Catalogs: La Deuxième Partie

If anyone has any suggestions on catalogs I can start subscribing to with the craziest $hit ever in them, please let me know.  If I remember correctly in the couple of times I've flown, the Sky Mall magazine had some pretty off the wall/useless stuff in it but I'm no jet setter and won't be stepping on an airplane any time soon if ever again soooooo yeah. Ideas?  

Anywayz, without further ado, here is another installment of crazy catalog pictures.  Enjoy!

OK, is it just me or is he sort of assuming the position?  You know, the a$$ spelunking position?  Maybe he's just a butt poofer...........

Kudos to the chick in this picture because she actually committed to the character.  The dude looks like he wanted to catch the element of toughness/surprise but failed miserably in mass quantities of Twilight proportions.  Probably because he didn't want to mess up his Justin Bieber haircut.  Take a big whiff ladies, this is a representation of the future  men coming about in society. Sparkling, "cute" haired, pansies.  If you have a teenage son who is NOT gay AND he exhibits any of these qualities, smack him back into reality and teach him how a real man should act now before it's to late.

Check it out, this catalog is equal opportunity! That is so awesome of them!!! I should apply, I could totally be a model too!!!!

Remember our friend, Mr. Poopsinthepants? Well he's getting an honorable mention again because did you notice THIS before???  I don't think I did!!!  CHECK. OUT. HIS. FACE. (below)

BRA-VO, DUDE.   He's getting my runner up award for getting into character the best out of them all.

Gladiator??  WTF?  I'm thinking more like misdressed constipated Hobbit.

OHMYGOD.  I LOVE this guy.  I want to BANG this guy.  I bet he's so cool that he throws on that effin hook in the bedroom for his chick.  How much you wanna bet?  If I were his chick, I'd make him, just because he's so frigging awesome, committing to the character like that.  Oh god, it'd be a smorgasbord of eye patches, hooks and peg legs down on that bedroom floor.

And now for the product portion of our segment:

These are pretty cool.  I'm not sure of the accuracy of the two pronged fork back in the Viking days but points for creativity, for sure.

When you absolutely, positively have to cut up every bitch in the room, accept no substitute.