I knew I Wasn't Crazy. Quentin Tarantino Totally Has A Foot Fetish.

I always thought it was pretty weird how in both of the Kill Bill movies, repeated shots of Uma Thurman’s feet ended up in scenes.  And I’m sorry but she has very big manly feet.  I’m sure she’s a tall girl and all but damn.  Some people have cute feet.  Some people don’t.  I?  Am not a foot person, though I’m proud of my feet when I’m able to afford the upkeep on them.  I sort of hit the genetic foot lottery at least I think I did.  And I can appreciate nice feet when I see them.  So I’m watching Pulp Fiction the other day which I haven’t seen in a really long time and he focuses in on her feet in that movie too, damn!  The man has it bad for that woman’s feet. 

 

 


I can already see Sunday nights at his house.  The girlfriend lying on the bed, feet recently washed and manicured, perhaps wearing lace thigh high stockings.  He walks in wearing bikini style underwear, most likely a child’s cowboy hat complete with chin string, and perhaps with a lube holster strapped on, much like this one:

He probably really gives the “how’s your father” to her feet.  And I have to think, as the woman on the receiving end, it’d definitely be interesting to have to fake your way through that.  I mean because if you’re a considerate and giving lover and something is being done to you in bed that you humor but aren't really in to, you still have to give an A+ performance so your partner doesn't feel like a total freak of nature.  

I wonder if his chick considers it cheating if he gives foot massages to other women or looks at other women's feet.  My guess would be no but perhaps she cocked a worried eyebrow in Uma’s direction during the filming of the movies.

In other news, I feel like a totally evil horrible person.  As usual this morning I’m driving like a crazed poo flinging monkey and before I knew what came over me, I’m laying on the horn directed at a bus full of kindergarten aged children.  In my defense, the bus driver was being SUPER OVERLY CAUTIOUS and missed like 20 opportunities to turn left onto a road that leads out of the subdivision.  It’s not like he was turning onto a main thoroughfare or anything.  I get why he’d be cautious about that.  Anyway, of course, I got plenty of go-to-hell looks from every parent I passed as well as the bus driver.  It’s a misconception that when you live closer to work, you’re able to get there on time.  It actually usually works out oppositely. 

And then, while I was looking for pictures of monkeys flinging poo, I found these pictures, which I thought were awesome even though I couldn't find acceptable poo flinging monkey pictures:

Ha ha ha!  Oh man, dude you're totally about to get it and that monkey's gonna give it to you!

And OHMYGOD, I WANT ONE!!!  He's so creepy and cute!!!!