Good news, everyone. The infallible *A* has provided me with more blog material. Remember? *A* is the person who helped my brain go into overdrive on the subject of things that are and are not appropriate to be raped. Oh and after hearing much discussion of that subject, I have come to the conclusion that apparently any fruit and/or vegetable that you can fashion into a vagina or penis is completely rape-able.
Anywho, we were recently discussing my use of sex toys and one I’ve always been curious about is the Hitachi Magic Wand. So the other night as I perused the triple X store, I came across them. They’re upwards of $80.00 before tax, quite expensive! However, I know the quality is there and I want something quiet but strong that will last awhile. Ok, now let me take this in the direction I was intending originially, so as not to get too personal.
SOOOOO as we were discussing the cost of one, *A* decided to check on Amazon.com for me and the prices were MUCH lower! And on top of that??? We just about shat ourselves reading the KICK ASS reviews on it!!!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha, kick ass! This dude says he abuses it. THAT'S what I'm talkin' about, Willis!
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!!! Damon? You. Complete. Me. AGGGGGHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! So. Awesome. And of course NOW I really have to have one.
if one were to enter into a sponsorship and buy you the magic wand, what priveleges does the sponsor have?
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA HA HA! Depends on who the sponsor is. ; )
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Just your adoring fan.
DeleteOh how your flatter me.
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I do aim to please
DeleteOne hopes that Star Wars drawing doesn't go viral, or we'll have a whole generation of young, umm, ladies(?) with Darth Vader's head tattooed above their vajayjays. And then who'll look stupid? I mean besides me....
ReplyDeleteDarth Vader tattoos above vagina's all around!!!!!
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